A Storytelling of Rooks

Probably my favorite corset of the entire World’s Faire

serpensortia88:

More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the American Harry Potter covers.

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hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1. Neville and Being Badass.
2. Neville and Being Badass.
3. Neville and Being Badass.
4. Neville and Being Badass.
5. Neville and Being Badass.
6. Neville and Being Badass
7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found The Snitch.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4. Dumbledore and I Didn’t Recognise Someone Pretending To Be Someone I’d Been Friends With For Decades.
5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

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bronzedragon:

kvothetheraving:

#okay #i like everyone else loved this part #it was fun to see Draco get punished for once #and it seems totally like something Moody would do #but think about this with the ending in mind #that’s not Moody #that’s Barty Crouch Jr. #in disguise #he doesn’t really like Harry #so why go after Draco? #just to be more in character? #i was thinking about it and i realized #Barty #like Bellatrix #was SUPER LOYAL to Voldemort #like SUPER DUPER loyal #and he knows that Lucius has publicly distanced himself from Voldemort #claiming to have been Imperius’d the whole time #Barty knows that and he hates them for it #he hates them for the disloyalty #he didn’t turn Draco into a ferret because of Harry at all #he just hates Draco #he hates Draco because he hates Lucius #this is a grown man torturing a child for something his father did #and that makes it way less funny #Draco’s a dick and all #but he’s not his father #OKAY JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE MY THOUGHTS #Harry Potter #here have some opinions of mine

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#this is one thing draco’s father actually should have heard about

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pokemonmasterkimba:

This is what we call character growth and development.

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littlemermaid-xo:

uncharteds:

fuckyeahloldemort:

Guys, remember that cat who looks like Voldemort? Now we know why.

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY THE POTTER FANDOM IS PERFECT

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tigerwhiskers:

Harry Potter Treats

Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might have squealed a bit. From Acid Pops to Chocolate Frogs to Licorice Wands to Cockroach Clusters to Butterbeer and BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES. Wut. And as an added bonus some Cauldron Cakes if you ever feel like taking a Potions class. It’s okay to cry; I know how you feel. I’m dying to make these too. You can thank me later.

Recipe for sweets here. And for Butterbeer, Butterbeer Cupcakes, and Cauldron Cakes.

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michellicopter:

Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room

CRYING AND PEEING.

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE SINCE NOW

MUGGLEFUCKER. DYING.

MUGGLEFUCKER

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His eyes fell back to the picture of Ginny and himself on the desk and Harry’s heart stopped beating for one full second. The man in the picture looked exactly like he did and the woman looked very similar to Ginny. The only problem was that it wasn’t Harry and Ginny snuggling in the picture. It…

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bloody-h-e-l-l:

Post Deathly Hallows.  [ credit: x / x ]

JUST SAT HERE AND WENT WOAH FOR THIRTY SECONDS LAJFKJAFHLK

IM SCREAMING

this is the most sexual post i have ever seen

THIS IS GORGEOUS

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hp

Oh look, satan made a gifset

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