A Storytelling of Rooks

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Fri, 17 May 2013 03:57:52 -0400

you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:53:02 -0400

you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:39:46 -0400

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:08:27 -0400

“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”

I WAS HAVING SUCH A NICE DAY AND THEN SOUL EATER 110 HAPPENED

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:11:33 -0400

and now I have to go to work with these feels goddammit

mcsteamyss: Then let’s head on down into that cellar and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:40:00 -0400

mcsteamyss:

Then let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:17:38 -0400

missearnshaw: The blood is the life… and it shall be mine.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:55:38 -0400

missearnshaw:

The blood is the life… and it shall be mine.

secretlivesobviouslies: The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:42:21 -0400

secretlivesobviouslies:

The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said to It’s Parents

The 3rd one. Omg

boneshard: drawings of schizophrenic people

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:35:57 -0400

boneshard:

drawings of schizophrenic people

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:04:00 -0400

bigwes: Yandere CupcakeIngredients1 Can white frosting1 Box Red...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:13:40 -0400

bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients
1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix

Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring

Directions
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo

andythanfiction: Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body The...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:09:36 -0400

andythanfiction:

Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body

The Moment Of Death:
1. The heart stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so.

After 12 hours:
14. The body is in full rigor mortis.

After 24 hours:
15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment.
16. In males, the semen dies.
17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color.
18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body.
19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat.

After 3 days:
20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin.
21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely.
22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum.

After 3 weeks:
23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse.
24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body.
25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.

Important for writers…helps avoid either walking in and knowing someone died moments ago “from the smell” (unless that smell is piss and shit), or finding someone dead for a week that “looks like they’re sleeping.”

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Thu, 09 May 2013 23:26:16 -0400

serpensortia88: More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:18:04 -0400

serpensortia88:

More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the American Harry Potter covers.

mcfgt: American Horror Story: Asylum

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:03:52 -0400

mcfgt:

American Horror Story: Asylum

hoppip: Someone reposted this one :(

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:25:42 -0400

hoppip:

Someone reposted this one :(

bibliomancer7: zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one...

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:17:56 -0400

bibliomancer7:

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 01:47:25 -0400

infinitylooper: Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6...

Wed, 08 May 2013 01:29:23 -0400

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

A Storytelling of Rooks

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you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the...

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”

I WAS HAVING SUCH A NICE DAY AND THEN SOUL EATER 110 HAPPENED

mcsteamyss: Then let’s head on down into that cellar and...

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missearnshaw: The blood is the life… and it shall be mine.

secretlivesobviouslies: The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has...

boneshard: drawings of schizophrenic people

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bigwes: Yandere CupcakeIngredients1 Can white frosting1 Box Red...

andythanfiction: Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body The...

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serpensortia88: More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the...

mcfgt: American Horror Story: Asylum

hoppip: Someone reposted this one :(

bibliomancer7: zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one...

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infinitylooper: Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6...

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.